I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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