We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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