He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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