READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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