I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
There's always time for handjobs
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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