I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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