Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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