nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
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So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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