I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
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