no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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