if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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