I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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