I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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