Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I need water and some morals
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