just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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