How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
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