I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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