He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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