he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Randomize
