In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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