I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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