I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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