We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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