um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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