Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...