Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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