talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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