I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
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Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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did i just pee glitter
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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