i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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