Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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