Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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