I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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