This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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