She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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