I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
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I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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its like you know when i get waxed
Are these your boobs on my camera?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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