if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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