Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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