I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
