love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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