Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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