Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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