it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
