You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
why is half of my head shaved?
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