Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Randomize
