I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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