trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Randomize