please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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