he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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