Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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