gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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