I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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