i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
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Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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