I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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