I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
