I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
soo... how was my night?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
Randomize
