shes about as inviting as chlamydia
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
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You. Win. At. Life.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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