yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
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he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
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